Beauty is as beauty does:

Amy Smart is more than happy to show what she'd look like with a second chin.

Model Erin Axtell does not realize that foundation makes lame war paint.

Looks like no one has showed model Agyness Deyn how to use a straw.

It's very seldom that Angelina Jolie doesn't ooze sexuality. This is one of those times.

This model at Kitten Fashion Week Fall 2007 would rather lick than purr.

This model is doing her best Billy Idol impression.

Lindsay Lohan whistles while she works

Don't fret, Beyonce. The ninja turtles are on their way to protect you from the Shredder.

It's not entirely clear whether Rachel Bilson is puckering up or smelling her upper lip. It's probably a little of both.

Amy Adams may have played a princess in "Enchanted," but here she looks like the village lunatic.

You know the rule, Ashanti -- whoever smelt it, dealt it.

Charlotte Mears is always trying to fool us with stealthy disguises. Not this time, Charlotte.

Is Halle Berry dancing or recoiling in fear? You make the call.

Brittany Snow just found out that the character of Edna Turnblad in "Hairspray" was played by a man.

Models backstage at the Sue Wong Fall show apparently think Sue Wong is totally rock and roll.

More lip smelling, this time courtesy of Jessica Simpson.

Gisele Bundchen doesn't seem to like Tom Brady's new undergarments.

These Victoria's Secret models show that crazy is contagious.

t's natural to show enthusiasm when awarding a prize-winning pumpkin, but Kristen Bell's fervor borders on disturbing.

Even when Liv Tyler sticks her tongue out and pulls on her hair, she's not half as weird looking as her father.

WARNING: Actress Caroline D'Amore has been known to bite.

Despite the substance-abuse issues, Lindsay Lohan's raised eyebrow seems to clearly indicate that she thinks she's better than you.

Model Miranda Kerr is about to bring her hand up to her mouth and make a very unladylike gesture.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's efforts to accentuate her biceps, rather than her other more feminine physical attributes, are ill-advised.

Milla Jovovich just found out that they green lit another "Resident Evil" movie.

Penelope Cruz doesn't simply accept an accolade. She also likes to sniff its backside.

It's well known that the sexiest part of Shakira is her armpit, hence this new dance move.

Don't cry, Heather Locklear. Seriously, don't cry. It's freakin' scary.

We miss Anna Nicole Smith. She epitomized the goofy beauty.

Here Cameron Diaz looks less like one of Charlie's Angels and more like The Mask.

For a split second, it appears as though Diana Kruger has completely lost her mind.

Eva Mendes would like to offer you some tongue.

FHM model Candice Falzon is also quite proud of her tongue.

Alright, Isabella Miko, enough already.

We said enough, Jenna Bush!

Ah, Jenny McCarthy. She's a true professional when it comes to being a goofy beauty.

She's so goofy we had to have her twice.
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